American Beef Story
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-iphone user: : *minding his own business*
-android user: : AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
-iphone user: : im not really a fanboy
-android user: : let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
-iphone user: : hey man thats in poor taste
-android user: : good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
-iphone user: : it's quite large
-Android user: : you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
-iphone user: : oh my god!
-android user: : oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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